As long as I can remember, I've been obsessed with swords, and I've loved water. No cock-jokes. Anyway, maybe in a past life, I was some sort of dashing swashbuckler, sailing the waters without a care in the world. More likely it has something to do with the cock-jokes.

Okay, so I forgot to do blog yesterday. In lieu of that instead of a 30 second scribble, today I'm posting something I actually spent a little bit of time on. I'm not real big on the positioning of the legs and feet, but I'll learn to live with it ;) Or else I'll break down and change it.

I wasn't going to post this because it's kind of nasty, but at his insistence, here it is. Jason! Ain't he a beaut!

I dreamt I was duelling with someone and he kept losing because he was "handling his rapier like a claymore, and he had to learn to work with the limitations of the tool" ..

Whatever that implies.

While yesterday may not have been the cheeriest day around the office, something good happened to me later that night, as I express with this drawing of myself, being entirely too content. This is a sort of exaggerated style I don't normally use.

Another crappy scribble. it was a demon in a dream I had. wrapped in dirty bandages, and yes its head was shaped like that. It wasn't very big, about the size of a child. In fact, it may have BEEN a child at some point. Anyway, here you go.

Breakfast bagels are magical. Pre-warmed bacon, microwaved eggs, processed cheese, oh it's nasty but I need it like I need air to breathe. Maybe it's all that cocaine they sprinkle on top.

I just installed Painter on my work computer, so now I don't have to doodle in Flash. I was so pleased that I drew a picture of a really weird lookin' guy.

I changed my template. Try not to be alarmed.

I've been in a bit of a slump lately, but my buddy Jason encourages me to update, so I took a few minutes to make a picture to share with all 2 people who read this thing ;) Enjoy.

Bought some more pirate toys last night, but spent my time playing with a random character generator rather than drawing and being constructive. Oy, hopefully I'll turn out something interesting on Saturday.

Dreams are messed up sometimes. I had a brand new, electric blue USB car. Instead of a key you opened the door and started the ignition with a USB flash drive. Also had robotic seats. Very strange.

Alright, going to try out this blog thing. The newest fad and such, and a buddy of mine just posted a picture of me on his, so turnabout's fair play and all.. yeah. I will shut up and post drawing.